How does this:
turn into this:
Well, with a little bit goldfish crackers, caprisuns, bubble baths, numerous Toy Story 3 viewings, no talking (at all) and an over abundance of love, you too could grow one of these cute little guys. But it does take 2 years, many sleepless nights, sweeping up many messes, changing too many diapers with diaper rash, avoiding most wheat products, and goobered up shoulders (but mostly only the left one). Still interested? I didn't think so.
Happy Birthday Max! I love you to Reese's Pieces!