Until just recently Squirt would wake up multiple times a night saying he was afraid of monsters. We got tired of that and told him we would start taking away toys if he couldn't sleep in his own bed all night. And he did, sleep in his own bed, I mean. But this morning it was a different problem.
Squirt: "I was running away from them and they were chasing me. I was trying to get to my friends."
Me: "Who was chasing you?"
Squirt: "Girls. Girls were chasing me and they were trying to kiss me and they were wearing lipstick. I was running away from them."
All I could do was laugh.