Not quite, but close. Last night after I did the dishes, I noticed this disgusting little creature on my counter top. I didn't actually take this picture, but it looked exactly like this. At first I thought it looked a little crab-like. Wondering how in the world a crab could live in Idaho, I googled it. I'll save you the trouble. It's called a pseudoscorpion. Or you can find more here. Turns out we didn't need to kill it. It isn't harmful to humans, only other bugs. And they're very rare, but are hitchhiking bugs. They can hitchhike on flies (and other bugs), which we have a lot of because of the hot weather.
We also have a lot of earwigs. They totally creep me out. If I find them, they don't live long.
I am not a bug person at all, any advice for getting rid of earwigs?